Never Let the Weeds Get Higher than the Garden

Oh, thanks, Mr. Gosling. It’s nice to be noticed.

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:38:50 -0400

Oh, thanks, Mr. Gosling. It’s nice to be noticed.

Chicken and Some Eggs BentoWho has ten fingers, a plethora of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:40:51 -0400

Chicken and Some Eggs Bento

Who has ten fingers, a plethora of devices with Internet access, and a penchant for…

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Eat your heart out, Starbucks! Visual tutorial on how to make a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:29:08 -0400

Eat your heart out, Starbucks! Visual tutorial on how to make a Mocha Coconut Frapproteino. It’s one of my favorite things to make!

Crawlspace kitties’ family portrait

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:14:31 -0400

Crawlspace kitties’ family portrait

nevver: ― P.G. Wodehouse

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:12:49 -0400

nevver:

― P.G. Wodehouse

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:12:45 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

captaincrobat: PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:45:35 -0400

captaincrobat:

PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME

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Wed, 08 May 2013 23:42:52 -0400

I found this photo in one of the reference books I was using for...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:16:06 -0400

I found this photo in one of the reference books I was using for my research paper on Mark Twain. Why haven’t I seen this before?! It has to be one of the funniest pictures I’ve ever seen in my life

There is something oddly majestic about my pussycat....

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:49:11 -0400

There is something oddly majestic about my pussycat. #catsofinstagram

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:31:17 -0400

the-city-mouse: vhanstiel: girlatsunrise: doppelrahmstufe: (v...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:56:14 -0400

the-city-mouse:

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

(via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels)

WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

I KNEW IT

And of course I find out about this on a Thursday.

sherlockedkitty: lightspeedsound: avante-gardeian: squigglydig...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 08:21:16 -0400

sherlockedkitty:

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets

Now I really wish I knew how to add!

why is it this song every time i mean why not something little mermaid

theuppitynegras: youngbadmanbrown: super-brother: theimperiala...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 08:14:10 -0400

theuppitynegras:

youngbadmanbrown:

super-brother:

theimperialabode:

hardestcopy:

mishadash:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Public Service Announcement: Best Scrambled Eggs

Things people seem to forget: Gordon Ramsay is one of the coolest motherfuckers alive. Also now I want those scrambled eggs

And here I thought expletives were 85% of his language. It’s strange seeing him in a normal cooking environment. I’ve only ever seen him telling people what they do wrong.

Right? Like, I want to like him now but I’m apprehensive…

his scrambled eggs recipe changed my life

but he didn’t yell at me

and he was charming and delightful

I’m so confused!

thechocolatebrigade: Lavender Glazed Cheesecake

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:59:44 -0400

thechocolatebrigade:

Lavender Glazed Cheesecake

bujnik: vaginawoolf: [muffled rap music playing in...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:51:15 -0400

bujnik:

vaginawoolf:

[muffled rap music playing in distance]

I could not stop shouting at the tv.

“Because, Cool guys don’t look at explosions

The flames are hot but their heart is chilled

Walk fast from the boring explosion

And don’t think about the people you’ve killed”

This wiggly bucket of stuff decided to finally stop fidgeting!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:37:19 -0400

This wiggly bucket of stuff decided to finally stop fidgeting!

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:27:14 -0400

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:24:09 -0400

Seuratesque

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:19:24 -0400

Seuratesque